why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
mother: bottle? do you want a bottle??
baby: bOY TOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
so is this a joke or what